"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk
That’s the spirit.
if you dont like peeps get the hell away from me
do you mean people or is there something american called peeps
either way *gets the hell away from you*
THE FUCK IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CANARY SHIT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
hey now you have not liVED until you’ve had a peep ok
Wait, did we do it? Do we finally have something other countries don’t have/know about?? We’re not the ones who are out of the loop for once?
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
You know he dead
the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
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